Funny Shayari



!!..Funny Love Story..!!


One man wrote to his wife ..
Salary Begum found for this month,,
100 Kiss I'm sending money instead!!
I LOVE YOU .....
's Wife's letter came a few days ..
Received your letter, Salary 100 Kiss instead met!
16 Kiss vegetable given to
29 Kiss the school principal gave
Milk did not agree with the 7 Kiss 12 Kiss it had to!
If the landlord did not agree with the KISS
With Kiss had to hug him ...
Easy month has passed.
Don't worry
I Love You 2....!!


Chuhe Ko Billi Lagi Gori,
Dono Milne Lage Chori-Chori,
Chuha Bola Oh Gori Aa Khele Ankh Micholi.
Billi Chuhe Ko Maar Ke Kha Gayi.
Or Boli.
"I HATE LOVE STORY"  




Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udaas Betha Tha.
Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Kar Bola- Kyu Udaas Hain?
Aadmi- Aaj To Din Hi Kharab Hain, Subah Biwi Se Jhagada Ho Gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab, Office Me Bhi Late, Boss Ne Naukari Se Nikaal Diya,
Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me Zehar Milaya Tha. Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya... 



Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar,
Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,
Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza.
Hum Ghabra Ke Bole Aunty Bachoo.
Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pilwalo..!! 




Ek Pandit Ommlette bana raha tha.
Usne Jaise hi Anda foda to Anda Khali Nikala.
Pandit Hairan Hokar Bola- "Sala Ghor Kalyug,
Ab to Murgi bhi "ABORTION" Karwane lag gayi..


Ek Aadmi Ne God se bola :
Tune Muje bachpan diya chhin liya,
Paisa diya wapas le liya,
Ab ye Biwi di he to de kar bhul gaya kya.!




Facebook Ki Leela Sab Par Padi Bhaari Hai,
61 Saal Ki Budhiya Bhi Yahan Kunwaari Hai,,
Chacha Ki Bhi Kismat Badal Jaati Hai.
18 Saal Ki Chachi Yahan Mil Jaati Hai..
Ladke Yahan Ladkiyan Ban Jaate Hain,
Nakali Id Se Aatank Machaate Hai,,
Kuchh Toh Itne Paagal Ho Jaate Hai.
Din Raat "ADD ME" .."ADD ME" Chillaate Hai..!!


Santa Ne Radio On KIya Par,
Radio Nahi Chala. Santa Ne ,
Radio Ko Khol Kar Dekha Uske,,
Ander Ek Chuha Mara Huwa.
Tha Usne Sucha Ke Radio Me .
Gane Wala Hi Mar Gaya Hai..!!






एक बच्चे ने सारे सवालों के जवाब दिए फिर भी मौखिक परीक्षा में फेल हो गया.
क्यों ?
सवाल के जवाब कुछ इस तरह थे..
सवाल: - टीपू सुल्तान की मृत्यु किस युद्ध में हुई थी ?
जवाब: - उसके आखिरी युद्ध में.
सवाल -
आजादी की उद्घोषणा कहां की गई थी ?
जवाब - पन्ने के आखिर में सबसे नीचे.
सवाल - तलाक का प्रमुख कारण क्या है ?
जवाब - शादी.
सवाल - गंगा किस स्टेट में बहती है ?
जवाब - लिक्विड स्टेट.
सवाल - महात्मा गांधी का जन्म कब हुआ था ?
जवाब - उनके जन्मदिन के दिन्.
सवाल - 6 लोगों के बीच 8 आम को तुम कैसे बांटोगे ?
जवाब - मैंगो शेक बनाकर.
सवाल - भारत में पूरे साल सबसे ज्यादा बर्फ कहां गिरती है ?
जवाब - दारू के ग्लास में..!!






Pappu Pinki Ko Pasand Karta Hai,
Aur Pinki Pappu K Bhai Ko,
.
Lekin Pappu K Bhai Ko Pinki Ki .
Behan Achi Lagti Hai .
Aur Pinki Ki Behan Pappu Ko .
Pasand Karti Hai. .
.
Hala Ki Pappu Pehle Hi Pinki Ko
Chahta Hai,
Ab Jab Ki Pinki Ko Pappu Acha ,
Nahin Lagta Aur Pappu Ka Bhai ,
Pinki Ki Liya Razi Nai Hai Aur Pappu ,
Pinki Ki Behan Se Pyar Nahin Karta ,
Jab Ki Pinki Ki Behan Ko Pappu Ka ,
Bhai Acha Nahin Lagta.,,
.
To Ye Unka Personal Problem Hua,
Aap Kyu Apna Dimag Kharab Karte .
Ho.. !!




Pehle Wo Meri Gf Thi,
Me Bolta Tha Wo Suni Thi ,,
Phir Wo Meri Mangetar Bani.
Wo Bolti Thi Main Sunta Tha .
Jab Wo Meri Biwi Bani Hum Dono Bolte He
Mohalla Sunta Hai. .!!


Kavita ♥♥ ..  Pooja ♥♥ ...  Alka ♥♥ ...  Seema♥♥ 
Chlo Aaj Sabko Dikhate Hain Cineema
Meri Umar Ke Raaz Kyon Puchhti Ho?
Mere Ishq Ka Josh Abhi Hua Nahi Dheema.. 




♥♥ नारी के चक्कर में भूलो मत यारी
लात मारेगी नारी तो याद आएगी यारी
मान लो हमारी बात बन जाओ ब्रह्मचारी
ये जानकारी जनहित में जारी !
समझे प्रेम पुजारी? ♥♥ 



Banks Description :
IDBI - Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI - Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC - Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC - Hum Sabse Bade Chor
BANK OF BARODA - Bank Of Bhangis 




Ishq Ke Khayal Bahut Hain,
Ishq Ke Charche Bahut Hain,,
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bahut Hain..!!


Hum Aaj Bhi Dil Ka Aashiyana Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Baagon Mein Phool Khilaney Se Darte Hain,,

Hamari Ek Pasand Se Tut Jaayeinge Hazaaro Dil.

Tabhi Toh Hum Aaj Bhi Girlfriend Bananey Se Darte Hain..!!





Rule of Boys:-
Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati,
SURAJ Ki Kirne Chhupayi Nahi Jati,,
Kitni Bhi Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par.
Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati..!!


Air Hostess To Pathan:
What will you have, sir??
Pathan : Wallah, Hamare Liye Taveez Wala CHAI Lao
AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan Ke Jhapak Jhandu....
Woh Taveez Nahi Tea-Bag Hai..!!





Apni Palako Pe Bithaya Hai Aapko,,
Itni Muddat Baad Paya Hai Aapko,,,
Badi Mushkil Se Mile Ho Aap Humein..
Chidiya Ghar Se Churaya Hai Aapko!!!


Khuda Karey Tuje Hamesha Khushi Hazar Miley.
Mere Se Bhi Achha Yaar Miley..
Girl Friend Meri Bandhe Tujhko Rakhi.
Ek Aur Behan Ka Tujhe Pyar Miley!!!





Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua
Son: head master ka beta fail ho gaya
Father: Aur tum
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya
Father: kamine mai tera puch raha hun
Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..


इसे पढ़कर आप भी हो जाओगे पागल
डॉक्टर- तुम पागल कैसे हुए?
पागल- मैंने एक विधवा से शादी की, उसकी जवान बेटी से मेरे बाप ने शादी की तो मेरी वो बेटी मेरी मां बन गई। उनके घर बेटी हुई तो वह मेरी बहन हुई,
मगर मैं उसकी नानी का शौहर था। इसलिए वह मेरी नवासी भी हुई। इसी तरह मेरा बेटा अपनी दादी का भाई बन गया और मैं अपने बेटा का भांजा।
और मेरा बाप मेरा दामाद बन गया और मेरा बेटा अपने दादा का साला बन गया और..
डॉक्टर- अबे चुपकर मुझे भी पागल करेगा क्या? 





Valentine died for love,
Romeo also died for love,
Jack in titanic died for love,
Samson in the Bible died for love,
Greek heroes Hercules & Achilles died 4 love.
Even Jesus Christ died for love!
where are the women? 



Don’t buy any woman a Valentines treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year
until she gives u atleast 5 names of women who died for love…
Because no woman would die for love…
Wake up guys…
Jaago Boyfriends jaago. 





One Secretary apne boss ke saath train trip pe ja rahi thi…
Raat ko wo kafi der tak Boss ko apne Kisse sunati rahi..
Ke Suddenly Boss ne puchha--
"Kya Khayal Hain Aaj Raat Hum Dono Husband-wife Ki Tarah Guzaarain’
Secretary shy se boli- Sir, jaise aap ki wish
Boss: To chalo phir apni bak bak ka End karo aur mujhe sone do..
Na Friends Na.
Gande messege aur mere number se ?
Impossible…




Pandit ji meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye, but abhi tak 1 bhi baccha nahi hua;;
Pandit: main Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga;;
Jis- se tumahri WISH pUri hogi
10 saal baad… Pandit uske ghar aaya. Ghar me 10 bacHche the;;
Pandit: Mubarak ho ! bacHche ke papa kaha hai;;
Wife: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhane (sprinkler);; 





Samajh Nahi Aati Hai Ek Baat Mujhko ♥♥
Tumhari Chappal Ke Design Rozz Kyon Badal Jati Hain? ♥♥
Saari Chappal Ek Se Ek Attractive Hai ♥♥
Lagta Hai Tumhara Boy Friend Chappal Company Main Representative Hai! ♥♥


Intezaar Mein Nazarein Bichha Ke Baithe Hain..
Kabhi Toh TV Pe Humko Nazar Aao Ge Aap...
Cartoon Network Laga Ke Baithe Hain!!!




Phir Principal Se Maar Khai
Hain, Sab Kehte Hain Sudhar Jaa,
Par Kya Kare Aaj Madam Phir.
Katrina Kaif Ban Ke Aaye Hai.... 


Papa Ki Shadi Ki Video Dekh Kar,
Beta Bola= "meri Shadi Me Bhi,,
Aise Item Girls Ko Nachwayenge.
Papa- Kutte Ye Sab Item Girls Nhi Teri Bua Hain.!













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