Tuesday, 26 April 2016

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तुम तो अपने हो तुमहे दिल से निकालें कैसे...!
हम तो दुश्मनों को भी बेघर नहीं होने देते...!!


#जब #तू #रोती #है ना #बहुत सी वजह होती हैं..
लेकिन जब #मै रोता हूँ तो #वजह #सिर्फ_तू होती हैं...


बेशक तू बदल ले अपने आपको लेकिन ये याद रखना..
तेरे हर झूठ को सच मेरे सिवा कोई नही समझ सकता


लिख देना ये अल्फाज मेरी कबर पे, मौत अच्छी है,
मगर दिल का लगाना अच्छा नहीं..


तुम दूर..बहुत... दूर हो मुझसे.. ये तो जानता हूँ मैं…...
पर तुमसे करीब मेरे ...और कोई नही है.. बस ये बात तुम याद रखना


अब तो डर लगने लगा है उन लोगो से..
जो कहते है "मेरा विश्वास तो करो...!!


Wednesday, 11 December 2013

Aunty Police Bula Legi Sms



आज महिलाओं के साथ समाज गलत व्यवहार करता है, कहीं बलात्कार कहीं तो गलत टिप्पणी करते है। कुछ व्यक्ति माता पिता के सामने भी लड़कियों पर गलत टिप्पणी करते है। वह महिलाओं की इज्जत और अधिकार के लिये, आज से कई वर्षों पहले द्रौपदी के सम्मान और स्वाभिमान के लिये। युद्ध किया गया जिसे हम महाभारत कहते है। पाण्डवों ने द्रौपदी के अपमान का बदला लिया। जिससे महिलाओं को सम्मान मिला और दोषी को दंड।


video


Wrong with society treats women today, somewhere rape comment is wrong somewhere. Some parents in front of the person commenting is wrong on the girls. Rights of women and to respect, honor and dignity of Draupadi today for several years. We say that the war of Mahabharata. Pandavas avenged the humiliation of Draupadi. Honoring women and punish the guilty.



 


IF U R IN LOVE :-
- Make the best of it.
- Don't doubt anything.
- Enjoy it because nothing lasts Forever.

IF U JUST BROKE UP :-
- Don't cry! Remember that u had a Good time.
- Never stay alone! Your friends are Deer.
- Hug more people.
- Stop listening to sad music! It only make things worse.

IF U R SINGLE :-
- Stay happy:
- Hang out with friends and family.
- Try looking for someone who you think is the best for u.

IF U R MARRIED :-
-Game over.... Just ignore this message n get back to work.









Suraj Ke Bina Subah Nahi Hoti, 
Chand Raat Ke Bina Nahi Hoti,,
Badal Barsat Ke Bina Nahi Hoti.
Team Yaad Nahi Hoti Shuruwat Ke Ki Din Bina ..
!!...Shubh Prabhat....!!



Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute,
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe,,
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute.
!!....Happy Anniversary....!!






Tumhari Is Ada Ka Kya Jawad Du,
Apne Dost Ko Kya Uphar Du,,
Koi Accha Sa Phool Hota To Mali Se Mangwata.
Jo Khud Gulab Hai Usko Kya Gulab Du..
Happy Birthday My Love..!!



Marriage Is That Relation Between,
Man And Women In Which,,
The Independence Is Equal.
The Dependence Mutual And..
The Obligation Reciprocal.
Best Wishes For Happy Wedding Anniversary..!!




Sending U 1000 Smiles Take 1 For Now &,
Keep The Remaining 999 Under Ur Pillow,,
Pick Out 1 Every Morning Coz.
I Want 2 See U Smiling Always. Good Morning..!!



The Word 'hello' Means,
H=How R U?
E=Everything All Right?
L=Like 2 Hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U Soon.
O=Obviously,
I Miss You...
Good Morning My Friend..!!




Every Sunset Gives Us,
One Day Less To Live,
But Every Sunrise Give Us.
One Day More To Hope.
So, Hope For The Best,,
Good Day & Good Luck..
And Good Morning..!!



Baharo Ka Sama Hota Hai Apke Aane Se,
Phool Khilte Hai Aapki Aahat Se,,
Jyada Mat Soiye Janab.
Kyoki Har Subah Hoti Hai Apke Muskurane Se..
Good Morning..!!





Hi,                      
My Name Is Sms,
I Travel All Across The World,,
My Home Is Mobile.
Network Is My Vehicle..
My Busines Is 2 Connect Your Hearts &
Keep Them In Touch. Gud Morning..!!



B-Egin Ur Day With,
L-Ove In Ur Heart,,
E-Ver Smiling.
S-Hare Goodness.
S-Hine Like D Sun..
I-Nspire Some 1,
N-Ever 4get That.
G-Od Is With U. Gud Mrng..!!




Stars Light Stars Bright,
U're The Only Star I See Tonight,
I Wish I Might Be There Guarding Ur Dreams Tonight.
Good Nite Sweet Dreams..!!



Chand Ne Chandni Ko Yaad Kiya,
Raat Ne Sitaro Ko Yaad Kiya,,
Humare Paas Na To Chand Hai Na Chandni.
Isliye Humne Apne Chand Se Bhi Pyare Dost Ko Yaad Kiya..!!
!!.....Good Night.....!! 





Dil Me Ek Shor Sa Ho Raha Hain,
Bina Sms Ke Dil Bore Sa Ho Raha Hai,,
Kahin Ye To Nahin Ki Ek Pyara Sa Dost.
Good Night Kiye Bina So Raha Hai..!!



A Bed Of Clouds For U To Sleep,
Diamond Stars As Ur Bed Side Lamp,,
Angels From Heaven Singing Lullabies For U.
May Usleep Peacefully, Good Night..!!





Sote Hue Ko Jgaynge Hm,
Ap Ki Nind Churaynge Hm,,
Hr Waqt Sms Kr K Staynge Hm.
Ap Ko Ayega Gussa Lekin Us..
Gusse Me Bhi Yad To Ayege Hum..!!



The Night Sky Is Lovely And
The Moon Light Is Beautiful
Just Like The Times When You
Smile And Brighten Up My Life
I Love You So Much
Wish U First Good Night ToDay
Have A Sweet Dreams..!!





Namaskar!!!
Jago Balak!!
Suryoday Ho Chuka Hai,
Nitya Karm Se Nivirt Hoke.
Pavitra Snaan Purn Karke..
Mitro Ko Sandesh Beje,
Thoda Alpahar Kr Le..!!


Suraj Ke bina subah nahi Hoti, 
Chand Raat Ke bina nahi Hoti, 
Badal Barsat Ke bina nahi Hoti, 
Team yaad nahi Hoti Shuruwat Ke Ki DIN bina ... 
Shubh Prabhat! 




Abhi To Raat Baaki Hai,
Mere Dil Ki Baat Baki Hai,,

Jo Mere Dil Me Chupa Hai,
Wo Jajbaat Baki Hai,,

Jaldi Se So Jana Dost,
Aap Ki Need Baaki Hai,,

Subha Milte Hai,
Kal Ki Suruwat Baaki Hai..!!



Eyes R Not Meant For Tears &,
Heart Is Not Meant For Fear,,
Never Get Upset.
Always Cheer As U R The One.
Who Can Make Me Smile For Years..
Good Môrning Dear..!! 






Subah Ko Satana Accha Lagta Hai,
Soye Huye Ko Jagana Achcha Lagta Hai,
Jab Yaad Aati Hai Kisiki To,.
Use Bhi Apni Yaad Dilana Accha Lagta Hai. .!!



Uthke Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazara,
Hawa Hai Thandi Or Mosam Bhi Hai Pyara,
So Gaya Chand Chhup Gaya Har 1 Sitara,.
Kabul Ho Aapko Salam-E-Subah Hamara. .!!





Chura Liya Har Lamha Mera Aapne,
Jaagte Hue Sapna Dikha Diya Aapne,,
Zindagi Di Humko Khuda Ne Lekin.
Pyar Diya Aur Jeena Sikha Diya Aapne.
Good Evening..!!


Aapke Pyar Mein Main Kuchh Aesa Kar Jaunga,
Khushboo Banke Badan Ki Hawa Mein Bikhar Jaunga,,
Bhoolna Chaaho Toh Rok Lena Saanse Apni.
Agar Lo Ge Saans Toh Main Dil Mein Utar Jaungaa..
Good Evening..!!






Sunday, 10 November 2013

Funny Shayari | Funny Joke Images


  • Fees Maafi Ke Liye Application :-
To
The Principal
MM High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui kI mere Dad ne mujhe fees ke liye 2000 Rs.
Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath Film dekh li,
500 ki Drink ho gayi,
500 ka Girlfriend ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir
usko 250 ki Coffee pilai, aur bache 250 English
wali ma'am pe shart har gaya…

Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke
saath chakkar hain par unka to aapse bhi chakar
nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste hain..
  • Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
  • Asha karta hun ki meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Apka Aagyakari Shisye,
        Suraj
Class- 6th - A
Roll. No.-  123





टीचर -    कल जो लेसन याद करने को दिया था, वो याद करके आए हो ?
स्टूडेंट -   नहीं मैम .
टीचर -    ""क्यों ?"
स्टूडेंट -  "कल रात को जैसे ही मैं पढ़ने बैठा, लाइट चली गई ."
टीचर -   "तो लाइट फिर आई तो होगी ?"
स्टूडेंट -  "आई थी मैम, पर जैसे ही मैं फिर पढ़ने बैठा फिर लाइट चली गई."
टीचर -   "तो लाइट फिर नहीं आई क्या ?"
स्टूडेंट -  "आ गई थी मैम लेकिन मैं फिर इस डर से पढ़ने
नहीं बैठा कि कहीं मेरी वजह से लाइट फिर ना चली जाए 




Ek Ladka Scooty Par Ja Raha Tha..
Scooty Ka Tyre
Bhains(buffalo) Ke Gobar Ke Beech Mein Se
Guzer Gaya .....
.
.
Qareeb Kuchh Ladkiya Khadi Thi..
Unhone Taliyan
Baja Ke kaha:"HAPPY BIRTHDAY to
YOU..."
.
.
Ladka Ruka Or Bola: "Wish Karney
Se Kaam Nahi Chalega...."
.
.
"Cake to KHANA HI PADEGA.... 






Ek Ladki Ke Paas Ek Unknown Call Aayi???
.
.
.
Ladka: "Do You Have A Boyfriend. ??
.
.
Ladki: "Yes ... But Who Are You ??
.
Ladka: "Tera Bhai (brother)..
Ruk Ghar Aa Ke Batata Hu..
.
.
.
.
.
After Few Minute Once Again Unknown Call...
.
Ladka:" Do You Have A Boyfriend .. ??
.
Ladki: "No, I Don't ..
Ladka: "To Main Kon Hu ??
.
Ladki: "Ohhhh Sorry Jaanu Maine Socha Bhai Hain...
.
Ladka: "Main Bhai Hi Hu..
!!! Bas Aaaj To Tu Gayi.............






SCIENCE Kehta Hain Ki Paani Ubalne Se Bacteria Mar Jate Hain,
.
Par Science Ko Ye Nahi Pata Ki Bacteria Ke Marne Ke Baad Unki
.
''Dead Bodies'' To Paani Main Hi Reh Jati Hain.
.
Stupid Science..
.
Kasam Se Bachpan Se Genius Hu Main.... 




Santa Flight Mein Pilot Ka.
Headphone Chhin Raha Tha..
.
.
Pilot:- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho......?
.
.
Santa:- Achchha Ji Ticket Hum Le
Aur Gaane Tum Suno...!! 





Extra Kameena Bachcha...!
Son: Papa Apki Love Marrige Hain Na?
Dad: Haan Par Tumhain Kese Pta..?
Son: Apki Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Me Sirf 5 Month Ka Fark Hain ...